I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Watching her eat just hurts me
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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