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just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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