Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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