the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Randomize
