Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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