is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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