Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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