you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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