she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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