She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
