so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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