And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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