New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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