I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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