at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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