Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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