you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Do plants get herpes?
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