I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Will you blow on my dice?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
