Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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