Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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