Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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