YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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