we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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