I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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