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i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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