Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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