if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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