you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
