But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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