Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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