Plan B is the new Plan A
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
