You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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