I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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