people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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