Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
