i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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