Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
