Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
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