he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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