Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
