My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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