He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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