I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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