it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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