we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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