So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I wish i was in the wii world.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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