new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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