Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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