this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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