# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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