Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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